Tuesday, January 14, 2014

The Things He Says/They Say...

Jude when asked how he had such amazing (interesting) dance moves one night:
"Remember if you drink those Capri Sun waters?  Well I drank one of those..."

"Why is Michael wearing farmer clothes?"

"Is that his new pajamas?"

And from Ellen:
"I just want more of that black stuff (hot fudge)."

"Jude, if you do that again...I'm going to...to...PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!"

While wearing my glasses:
"I'm just walking on all of these hills."